IS THAT STORY ABOUT THE FRUIT-BY-THE-FOOT WRAPPER TRUE?
Unfortunately so. Doubly unfortunate for her parents, who bore not only the financial burden, but the knowledge that their brilliant minds had come together to create a child who intentionally ate plastic. Sophie is thankful for their inclincation to save the life of a child that Darwin posits should have long ago been excised from existence.
Do people really ask SOPHIE ENOUGH THINGS to warrant AN faq page?
I want to see a picture of the cat.
That’s not a question, but ok.