IS THAT STORY ABOUT THE FRUIT-BY-THE-FOOT WRAPPER TRUE?

Unfortunately so. Doubly unfortunate for her parents, who bore not only the financial burden, but the knowledge that their brilliant minds had come together to create a child who intentionally ate plastic. Sophie is thankful for their inclincation to save the life of a child that Darwin posits should have long ago been excised from existence.

Do people really ask SOPHIE ENOUGH THINGS to warrant AN faq page?

No.

I want to see a picture of the cat.

That’s not a question, but ok.

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