IS THAT STORY ABOUT THE FRUIT-BY-THE-FOOT WRAPPER TRUE?

Unfortunately so. Doubly unfortunate for her parents, who bore not only the financial consequences, but the burden of knowing that their brilliant minds had united to create a child who tried to eat plastic. Worse still, the attempt was a catastrophic failure.

Sophie remains thankful for their willingness to save a life that Darwin posits should, long ago, have been excised from existence for the betterment of the human race.

Do people really ask SOPHIE ENOUGH THINGS to warrant AN faq page?

No.

I want to see a picture of the cat.

That’s not a question, but ok.

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